I saw this on the Bloodhound Gang web page. A fellow Canadian wrote up a very interesting list of why we are better. Some of it is true, some of it is faulse. Here I will go though and correct it.
1. Smarties - Yes they are better than M&M's
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp -They can compete with Mounds, or anyother american chocolate bar/candy bar
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down - I dot care about foot ball.
4. Baseball is Canadian -that's american
5. Lacrosse is Canadian - Don't care
6. Hockey is Canadian - Yes, yes it is
7. Basketball is Canadian - Yes it is...
8. Apple pie is Canadian - uhhhh I find that hard to believe
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass - Oh YEAH
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass - I am a Timmies fanatic
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure.. - I'm no history major
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany. - They were not in france.. dumb ass
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
- Kelly don't care
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour. - yeah! cause we're not stupid asses
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught. - THat's what ya get for being lazy
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on. - Probiubly.. if it's anythign like PA
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company. -True
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes. -Probibly
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo. - Indians..
20. We don't marry our kin-folk. -Depends what part of ontario you are in
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year. - True
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it. - Kids do that idiot!
23. A Canadian invented Superman. -True
24. We have coloured money. THe states will soon enough
25. Our beer advertisments kick ass - they do :)
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!! - YAY! *Parties*
25. And we don't bomb our allies. - True
oh yeah... and our elections only take one day - Not like somestupid southren states